1) "I can't go out to the table to eat because my leg hurts too bad. I may have to sleep here on the couch."        -Now, it WAS a big scrape, but seriously?
2)"I'm going out to milk the cow."        - Hmmmmm.
3) "You're ruining my life!"     -Wow! Thought I had a few more yrs before I would hear this one.
The funny thing is, these three statements were made within a 10 minute time span.  Random and interesting thoughts.
Now, any guesses on who said what?  (Mom, you can't guess cuz I told you :)